7 Reasons Dolph Ziggler Might Actually Retire From WWE

7. It Has Been Rumoured For A While

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The 'Dolph Ziggler Is Leaving' bandwagon isn't exactly the freshest bandwagon on the bandwagon scene. Ziggler has been the subject of fan speculation for years now, and not a year seems to go past without news sites and bloggers posting stories of his soon-to-arrive demise. His contract is up! He's disillusioned!

So consider this yet another mark in the column for such thoughts. There was once a boy that cried wolf (stop me if you've heard this one), and whilst the villagers ran in fear every time a wolf never arrived. On one afternoon the young, floppy-haired blonde boy cried with all his might 'wolf! wolf! wolf!'.

The villagers chuckled and went about their business, only to get utterly dismantled and ripped apart by a wolf that was clearly on some sort of narcotics. Dolph Ziggler may very well be crying 'wolf' as we speak.

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