7 Reasons Monday's WWE RAW Might Be The Bottom Of The Barrel

2. Pin The Tail On The Torito

In a similar vein, we have a little person in a bull costume who apparently thinks he€™s really a bull. And his matador handlers also thinks he€™s a real bull, because when another little person rips the tail off El Torito€™s wrestling tights, the duo bring him to the trainer to get him to reattach the tail. The highlight: The trainer then tells Los Matadores that he€™s not a veterinarian. All the while, Torito is yelling in €˜pain.€™ Again, imagine describing this to anyone older than 10. Do you think they tune in? Or laugh at how insane that sounds? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0BjavVeMqc&list=PLF0CB8E7B4C77DB61 You have to feel sorry for Primo and Epico, stuck as comedy jobbers and now worse, backup to a little person in a bull costume. At least they€™re under masks.
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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fortunately became a fan in time for WrestleMania III and came back as a fan after a long high school hiatus before WM XIV. Monday nights in the Carlson household are reserved for viewing Raw -- for better or worse.