7 Reasons WWE Royal Rumble 2015 Will Bore You To Tears

5. Cesaro, One Year Later

Yeah. Cesaro should be winning the whole entire Royal Rumble match after winning Wrestlemania 30's Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. But, instead he, Tyson Kidd and Adam Rose are wrestling The New Day on the pre-show. Not that this won't be a fun match (it should, as all six talents in the match have enough highspots to make this one uniquely entertaining). However, imagine if Paul Heyman had a strong Cesaro still around now that Brock Lesnar is finishing up with the company. Imagine if say, Cesaro had been serving as Brock Lesnar's stand-in on TV, this surrogate for the champ that you had to beat in order to face him. Seth Rollins not being able to beat Cesaro, as well as John Cena barely outlasting him would make Cesaro a dangerous Rumble competitor. If Cesaro were still, well, the Cesaro we loved twelve months ago, Seth Rollins would possibly have to cash in his briefcase to make the Rumble main event a three-way dance. Rollins winning after cashing in the briefcase after losing to Cesaro would position the "Swiss Superman" as a contender whether or not he won the Rumble. It's certainly something to consider...
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Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.