7 Ups & 2 Downs From Impact Wrestling (Oct 20)

Downs...

2. Vintage Wrestling Wedding

To say John E. Bravo is stressing would be a severe understatement. The ex-referee is set to tie the knot with Rosemary in six nights time, and he still has an abundance of things to sort out. Having the likes of The Deaners, Fallah Bahh, and Johnny Swinger as your wedding party probably doesn't help things either.

If there's any good to take away from this segment, it's that it'll be the last of the wedding preparation skits. Thank the lords.

Cousin Jake revealed he had hired Kaleb (with a K) to be the official photographer for the wedding, even though he spent the entire rehearsal taking photos of Tenille Dashwood instead, while Crazzy Steve seemed more focused on his toy monkey rather than any of the wedding festivities. Fallah Bahh sat through the whole thing stroking what we can only assume was the money he stole from Hernandez underneath his shirt, even though we'd already seen 'Supermex' enter the opening match wearing the cash around his neck.

Bravo wants the wedding to be perfect. We get it. We don't need these segments, though. It's a shame, seeing as Wrestle House was actually a barrel of laughs for the most part. The same cannot be said for the crew's work since departing Tommy Dreamer's residence.