7 Ups And 9 Downs From WWE Raw (Jan 20)


9. Nope, Still Don’t Care

Eric Rowan

Update: We still don’t give a damn about Erick Rowan.

And now he’s squashing Matt Hardy in two minutes. Because maybe we’ll finally care about him after he’s beaten a beloved wrestler like he’s a big nobody.


Maybe we’ll care about the unseen creature that now has taken to biting Rowan’s hand when he reaches into the cage, leading Rowan to bang the cage on the steps in a display of animal cruelty.


This is just five minutes we’re not getting back.


Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fortunately became a fan in time for WrestleMania III and came back as a fan after a long high school hiatus before WM XIV. Monday nights in the Carlson household are reserved for viewing Raw -- for better or worse.