7 Worst Wrestling Moments Of The Week (June 18)

by Andrew Soucek

1. Pizza Time!

WWE doesn't understand the difference between someone wanting to put a slice of pizza in their mouth and making sweet, greasy love to it.

“I wanted tonight to be special. That’s why I put all of this together for you.” - Noam Dar to a $10 pizza.

“All of this" meaning a table backstage in an arena with some flowers and unlit candles...with the doors wide open as Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson walked right in. Noam Dar was horribly embarrassed by this intrusion even though he paid someone to film him flirting with crust. He then pleaded with Raw's favorite jobbers to not tell Alicia about it. They stole his pizza pie and said they'd do it anyway. Aaaaand scene.

Okay. No hyperbole here. This has to be just as stupid as a Viagara on a Pole match, right? Because the logistics behind Viagara on a pole are more technically sound. They could at least happen in some sort of reality. Two dudes fighting over boner pills literally makes more sense than this did.

You would also think if Pizza Hut spent money on a commercial, they’d at least want some relevant characters in it. Just last week Gallows and Anderson were literally eaten by The Big Show. Dar lost in like negative five seconds on Raw. Why should we care what kind of pizza they eat? This stuff crust segment was stuffed full of s**t.

Time to kick out.

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