7 Worst Wrestling Moments Of The Week (June 25)

by Andrew Soucek

1. Shake If Off

Tye Dillinger
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Last Monday it was Pizza Hut on Raw. This week it was Sonic. Next week the Burger King will become US Champion.

First off, hey, Tye Dillinger is still alive and well. Good to know. Call off the search, he was just hanging out backstage not wearing pants in the hopes that someone would ask him to do some market research. Then there is Sami Zayn, who is so poorly paid by WWE that he has taken on a side hustle as a market researcher for a fast food chain.

This backstage skit showed that not only is Zayn becoming increasingly neurotic, but he is apparently also so stupid that the thought of eating both of the ice creams that were in front of him had never crossed his mind. He was just going to let them melt into oblivion. Dillinger had to point that out and Zayn acted like he'd just invented the lightbulb. Little does he know that attempting to accomplish this feat of inhaling two massive shakes will give him horrifying diarrhea.

Still, that storyline would probably be more productive than watching another aggressively lame in-show commercial that makes the wrestlers look worse for appearing in.

Time to kick out.

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