7 Wrestling Characters I Read Way Too Much Into

4. Eugene

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Nick Dinsmore was a hell of a professional wrestler. Whether in tag team with Rob Conway or working on his own, the man was a force to be reckoned with inside the squared circle. He won title after title in WWE developmental, and it was surely only a matter of time before he found himself called up to the main roster to further showcase his skills.

Dinsmore continually found himself overlooked in favour of more generically attractive options. Heck, his own partner was called up ahead of him, despite Dinsmore being the top of his class and then some. It became increasingly clear to Nick Dinsmore that he wasn’t what the WWE was looking for; he had to give them something different.

Out of this, Eugene was born. By gaining the passive sympathy of WWE management, Dinsmore could finally find himself performing on the biggest stage of them all. Yeah, he had to do it through an assumed personality, but that is just a minor minus. When the time was right, Eugene would shed his skin and Nick Dinsmore’s time would arrive.

The only problem was that nobody wanted Eugene to shed his skin. Management loved Eugene more than they ever had Dinsmore, and the audience took to him more than they would have taken to the wrestler’s wrestler. Nick Dinsmore had created something bigger than him, and was forever cursed to be Eugene and nothing else.

Either that or Vince McMahon has a childish sense of humour and thought a wrestler with learning disabilities was funny.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.