7 WWE Extreme Rules 2020 Results Predictions

5. Jeepers Peepers!

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The only thing worse than this quite preposterous stip is the very realistic proposition of a blindfold rematch at SummerSlam. Wouldn't it just be like WWE to take two of their most talented performers and have them fumble around with sacks on their heads for twenty minutes on their de facto second biggest show of the year?

Anyway, who loses this match is immaterial to the sheer spectacle of someone, on a wrestling show, having their eye gouged out. Despite this being pre-taped, meaning editing, stuntmen and heavy prosthetics are all viable, WWE have apparently manufactured the gory outcome using CGI. Vader - who famously popped an eye hardway during a grisly match with Stan Hansen - must be rolling in his grave.

Prediction: Rollins, courtesy of some filial opticide. Rey will sell the injury for a week.

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