8 Baffling Questions From WWE SummerSlam 2018

5. Doesn't Elias Practice?

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Poor Elias looked like a prize fool when he enthusiastically strummed his guitar during his pre-planned SummerSlam gig, only to see the neck snap in two like Sid's ankle. Presumably the crooner knows the ins-and-outs of guitar maintenance, and must have a pre-concert routine to get those plucking fingers cooking - yet he totally failed to fret about the fret-board fissure.

Obviously, this'll preempt at least four weeks' worth of television during which the slighted singer tracks down the saboteur, who we can only assume drives a big black hummer. He really ought to invest in a case.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.