8 Baffling Questions From WWE SummerSlam 2018

2. Does Braun Strowman Understand The Word 'Coward'?

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We're not expecting Selfian levels of verbosic cognisance from behemoth Braun; after all, his raison d'être is to upend emergency vehicles and torment colleagues rather than engage in debates with Scott Steiner over the justness of the Iraq War.

But he could at least be written to comprehend relatively simple concepts such as cowardice. Marching to ringside prior to last night's main event, Braun made clear his intention to invoke his Money in the Bank contract rather than lurk backstage like Randy Orton, emphasising that he was no shrinking violet.

Except... um... he then was. Instead of demonstrating nominative determinism come good by taking on both men, Strowman took a back seat and watched the action unfold. Except he didn't even do that, electing to stand right there like a tit. Essentially, the only difference between his brave cash-in and the regular opportunism - other than it being ineffective - is that he had slightly less far to walk. Baffling.

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