8 Baffling Questions From WWE SummerSlam 2018

1. Why Didn't We Do This Four Years Ago?

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In the time it has taken for Roman Reigns to finally beat Brock Lesnar, Africa has shifted around 6 cm. That may not sound like a lot - and ex-girlfriends will be familiar with this entreaty - but it really is; after all, it's thirty million square kilometres big.

Obviously Braun Strowman would have been booked by WWE to budge the continent twice that in an evening, but it rather highlights just how pointlessly long we've been on this carousel. We're now at the denouement of 2015's biggest storyline; just what was the purpose of all this fannying about in between? We could have been over and done with the whole Roman Reigns thing had we just accepted our fate back in Santa Clara.

And why did it take Canis Maximus 1239 days to figure out that all those spears and Superman punches were unnecessary? All that was required was the most lethal move in WWE: the dreaded distraction.

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