8 Insane Storylines WWE Would Never Do (But Totally Should)

7. Ryback's Eating Disorder

The Problem: Ryback looks like a thrown together collection of spare wrestler parts: a little Taz, lot of Goldberg and a tiny bit of Angle in RVD€™s tights. Despite headlining 6 pay-per-view events a few years ago, he has now taken a back-seat to Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Kevin Owens, Seth Rollins, Sheamus, New Day, Rusev, The Dudley Boys, The Wyatt family, and pretty much everybody in the company, bar the janitor. The €œfeed me more€ catch-phrase, demand, whatever it is supposed to be, is just a reheated €œwho€™s next?€ and it doesn't make him intimidating. Insane Storyline: Taken another way, "feed me more" could be a stunningly honest admission of Ryback having an eating disorder. So maybe have Ryback suffering from body dysmorphia, believing he is much smaller than he is. This results in Ryback binge-eating until he€™s sick and purging backstage, while his food issues make him snap on a dime. McMahon is forced to send the Big Man to an eating disorders clinic. Why They'd Never Do It: From all appearances, Ryback is set to become just another monster to throw in the way of more charismatic figures like the Wyatts. And there's also the fact that modern WWE would probably be cautious about looking insensitive to real people with eating disorders.
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