8 Insane Storylines WWE Would Never Do (But Totally Should)

2. Growing The Family

The Problem: If there€™s one criticism you can lobby at the Wyatt Family it€™s that Wyatt Family affairs tend to be a real sausage fest. Why are there no Wyatt sisters or Wyatt wives? Insane Storyline: You don€™t have to hire a Stroman-sized woman to diversify the Eater of Worlds Entourage. Would it be so crazy to have Wyatt family members abducting Divas, brainwashing and marrying them to prepare for the Apocalypse? Yes, and that is what would make it so awesome. Not only would it be controversial and sexy, but it would also work consistently with their €œTexas Chainsaw Massacre€ vibe. Why They'd Never Do It Divas Revolution. Stephanie McMahon is trying to make the Divas empowered role models for young girls who buy merchandise. Parents would most likely complain about the rape-y overtones. It has been years since WWE resorted to stalking and abduction angles, something Stephanie knows all about.
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