8 Match Star Ratings For WWE Money In The Bank 2020

1. Men's Money In The Bank Ladder Match

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Asuka, in the only moment that even attempted to intersect comedy and wrestling, much less get one medium right, revealed herself with a cross body in the first moments. It was great. About five hours remained.

Somebody is going to have to help me with this one.

I genuinely need your help. Other than "I once enjoyed these people when they played different versions of their characters," what could you possibly get out of those Vince and Stephanie McMahon cameos? With Vince, the gag was literally "He's a bitter, old, all-powerful crank who has come to resent his talent, and this mentality is distressingly clear in every fibre of the company".

Dana Brooke slipped on a wet floor and took a classic slapstick pratfall. In a comedy match, this wasn't registered as a joke. She smacked the back of her head, it looked like it really hurt, and the same dramatic music that had played for half an hour continued to play. But it was a joke. The dumb janitor was there and everything. I'm prone to hyperbole, granted, but I've never been more serious: WWE literally got the easiest joke in the world wrong.

It's useless to apply a star rating to matches of this type, so for a shorthand indication of quality, let's opt for "f*cking sh*t".

Star Rating: F*cking sh*t

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