8 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Jan 27)
1. Linda McMahon's Senate Shenanigans
We are living in a world in which satire has outlived its usefulness - and, of course, wrestling is at the heart of this new fake reality.
On January 24, the once-catatonic Linda McMahon, new leader of the Small Business Administration, was addressed by Junior New Jersey Senator Cory Booker at her confirmation hearing. Naturally, the various, pressing concerns of small business owners were treated as midcard filler before the real main event - forced and unfunny wrestling jokes! - made the headlines.
"I want to also just say when your daughter and son-in-law stood up, just want to say for the record, that your daughter is far more fierce and intimidating than your son-in-law," Booker said to Linda. His promo didn't end there. "He and I are about the same age, almost exactly the same age, and Paul’s letting himself slip a little bit so after this maybe we should go to the Senate gym so I can give Triple H some triple help in getting back in shape."
Stephanie McMahon sold the threat of this rising new star by rolling her eyes and slapping him silly before telling him to get out of her ring.