8 Possible Fathers Of Maria Kanellis' (Storyline) Baby

7. CM Punk

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Whenever there's a wrestling mystery to be solved, it's with some degree of crushing inevitably that CM Punk's name will soon be bandied around like a tennis ball at SW19. Despite categorically stating his complete lack of desire not just to return to the company who took him to court, but to resume wrestling in general, The Best in the World remains the go-to person for big comeback speculation.

Would WWE bring him in as the father to his coincidental real-life ex's baby? Would they pay him an inordinate sum just to keep him out of the arms of AEW - something else he's 'on the cusp' of doing, of course - and then lumber him with a ludicrous storyline?

They would. Welcome back CM Spunk: Best Testes in the World.

Probability: 5000-1

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