8 Possible Fathers Of Maria Kanellis' (Storyline) Baby

6. Mark Henry

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Mark Henry has switched his focus from love to hatred over the past two decades, but old habits die hard, and Raw's one-time serial seducer could well have ruffled the sheets with Maria just as he did wrapped around Mae Young all those years ago.

'Sexual Chocolate's triste with the septuagenarian sired one WWE child - or at least, an appendage. The bastard hand, all grown up, later appeared on Raw 1000 in one of the company's better examples of long-term storytelling. Wouldn't it be great if it turned out Big Mark did the same for Maria, giving her a better hand than Mike could ever manage?

Probably not.

Probability: 3000-1

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