8 Possible Fathers Of Maria Kanellis' (Storyline) Baby

3. Hornswoggle

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Alleged leprechaun Hornswoggle is known for chasing after women in wrestling arenas; in fact, last time we saw him within WWE's auspices, he was doing precisely that, 'hilariously' (sh*tly) running poor Zelina Vega out of the building at this year's Royal Rumble.

He's also known for his involvement in illegitimate son angles, infamously unveiled as Vince McMahon's love child way back in 2007 (though, actually, he was Fi... oh who cares?) Heck, he's even known as 'Lil' Bastard'. This is kind of his forté.

Like any big wrestling reveal which concludes with 'Hornswoggle', this'd be just about the most dreadful outcome imaginable. Which makes it eminently likely - even if just as a throwback reversal of 12 years ago. Sides: prepare to split.

Probability: 100-1

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