8 Possible Fathers Of Maria Kanellis' (Storyline) Baby

4. 'Steven' Regal

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Maria's complaint towards her beleaguered husband was that he simply was not 'man' enough to put a bun in her oven (an action which ironically, demands the baker's hand be unsheathed). The retrograde language may have just been a gibberish reference to Becky Lynch's moniker, but that aside, we all know there's only one real man's man on WWE's staff today.

That's right: Steven 'William' Regal.

NXT's commish isn't afraid to get his hands dirty. Quite literally: when he's not digging up mud (for, er, some reason), he's squeezing his own oranges. All that and allusions to chopping wood are just dripping with innuendo; there's a good reason he always has a hat hard on. Sorry, we mean: 'a hat hard on'. We've said it again!

Probability: 500-1

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