8 Possible Fathers Of Maria Kanellis' (Storyline) Baby

1. Vince McMahon

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"It was me, Mike! It was me all along!" bellows a beaming Vince McMahon, as he whips off a different hood revealing himself not to be the Higher Power, but the Harder Power.

Eurgh. Even as he approaches 74-years-of-age, the Chairman is just as virulent today as he was back in 1997, with an energy for the industry that shows no sign of evaporating (as much as some naysayers might wish it). Like Thatcher, McMahon famously only sleeps around five minutes per night, but that doesn't mean the known philanderer isn't seeing action in the bedroom (you can end the mental Thatcher comparisons here).

Simply put, Vince's fictional sheets are dirtier than a Dave Meltzer newsletter, and being the ratings-grabbing 'Genetic Jackhammer' he is, the boss has to be considered the number-one daddy to the little Kanellis.

Probability: 10-1

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