EC3 may have pretty much vanished out of all existence in the last few months, but there's one very logical explanation for this: he's a time traveller.
The 1% fell through the vortex of the fourth dimension to cuff Triple H in 2009, after The Game broke and indeed entered Randy Orton's suburban family home. A year prior, Dixie Carter's favourite nephew was on the other side of the law, pictured in prison behind Triple H - for whom time is also wobbly, seemingly working in reverse - on the poster of Vengeance 2008. Squint hard, and you can just about spot him to left of Hunter, all angry like.
Where will he turn up next? Perhaps at the opening of the South Fork Bridge in British Columbia, sunglasses and red cup in hand?
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.