8 Suggestions For John Cena's New Sixth Move Of Doom
6. Stretch Muffler (aka Brock Lock)
The STFU is one sorry-looking submission manoeuvre. It's lazy, unconvincing, and looks more like an enthusiastic hug from someone who doesn't have full control of their limbs. It should have been retired after the match with Dean Ambrose in which the Lunatic Fringe applied a much better STF than his opponent.
No one would miss it if Cena replaced it with the Stretch Muffler. It plays into Cena's strength-based offense, and more submission moves is never a bad thing, particularly since it seems like WWE has mostly ceded the field to the women's division over the last few years.
Call it the Champ Clamp so Cena has fun rapping about it.