8 Totally Weird Inanimate Wrestling Sidekicks
7. Skarsgard
Sorry, Vanguard 1, but you're a bit too animated to qualify. Skarsgard, the dilapidated boat, on the other hand, has been a true friend to BROKEN Matt Hardy without moving an inch (except that one time it broke up a pinfall attempt during Total Nonstop Deletion.)
Whether he's absorbing a firework barrage from an angry Brother Nero, or answering the troubled cries of the Broken One, Skarsgard went from a curiosity in The Final Deletion to a beloved part of The BROKEN Universe.
Vince McMahon might own a yacht called The Sexy B*tch, but I wholeheartedly doubt it would ever interfere in a match to save his skin.