8 Ups & 3 Downs From Impact Wrestling (Jan 14)

5. The End?

Joey Ryan and Johnny Swinger have been going at it for quite a while now, and have featured in some questionable segments together. The Wrestler's Court angle was fairly decent, but Swinger attempting to drug Ryan? Not so much. Thankfully, their singles match from this week was a fine encounter between the rivals that perhaps spells the end of their feud once and for all.

'The King of Dong Style' was his usual self this week, pouring baby oil into all the possible areas you could imagine, and demanding 'The Swing Man' to 'touch it'. Surprisingly, this was a bit of a technical bout in the sense that Swinger used some strikes and holds in a bid to defeat Joey. Clearly, he's overcome the spiked water he was forced to drink by Tommy Dreamer.

After being caught using the ropes for leverage at one stage, Swinger did eventually get forced to touch Ryan's dong, being nailed with the D*ck Flip in the process. A D*ck Flip strong enough that it also knocked down the referee. With the former Pro Wrestling Guerrilla star picking up the victory over Swinger with a Sweet Tooth Music, it looks as if the rivalry between the two could be over for now.

If it is, then who knows where either man goes from here. Joey Ryan will probably continue to be obsessed with his man parts, while Johnny Swinger will likely go on the hunt for another guy to be his tag partner. He's just so desperate to dethrone The North of their World Tag Team Championships. Either that, or he's just a lonely soul looking for a companion.