8 Ups & 4 Downs From IMPACT Wrestling (10 June)

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4. Move On, Brian

A severe step down from last week’s inaugural How To Be A Professional skit, the second skit between Brian Myers and Sam Beale was utterly weak stuff. The worst factor? Myers is still embroiled in his literal never-ending rivalry vs. Matt Cardona.

Sporting his new Brian Myers t-shirt, Beale was forced into cutting a promo for his fictional match vs. Cardona. The promo was, as you guessed, disastrous. Beale built up the former Zack Ryder, mentioning his impeccable tan and physique, how he’s a world-class athlete, and the fact he has a quote, “really beautiful, hot fiancé”. Beale has been led to believe you’re meant to be friendly towards your opponent in promos so that it means more when you defeat them; what a f*cking nonsensical statement.

Myers, rightly so, berated Sam and Cardona at the same time. This could easily be the end of the Myers and Beale interactions because that’s just how terribly Brian has been treated since his arrival in IMPACT. Seriously, why is he still pissed at Matt Cardona? There’s not a single reason that supports the decision.

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