8 Ups And 7 Downs From WWE Money In The Bank 2016

4. Slap-Happy Comedy

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After weeks of partnering (which came after five months of an awkward courtship), the Golden Truth finally got off the schneid and won a tag match Sunday.

However, the duo won by defeating a thoroughly sunburned Fandango and Tyler Breeze after locking them in their tanning beds. Thats right, your virtuous babyfaces only won because they locked them in a tanning bed until their skin was peeling, and then laughed about it. Skin cancer is fun kids!

Only in the world of WWE is this comical and not cartoonish at all. And only in the world of WWE would Fandango and Breeze bother competing and not hunt down a bottle of aloe. Either way, the match between the teams consisted of finding new and exciting ways of R-Truth and Goldust slapping the backs and chests of the two. Brutal.

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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fondly remembers watching WrestleMania III, IV, V and VI and Saturday Night's Main Event, came back to wrestling during the Attitude Era, and has been a consumer of sports entertainment since then. He's written for WhatCulture for more than a decade, establishing the Ups and Downs articles for WWE Raw and WWE PPVs/PLEs and composing pieces on a variety of topics.