8 Weirdest Wrestling Matches From Every Major Promotion
6. Reverse Battle Royal - TNA/IMPACT Wrestling, 24 October 2006
Bro.
Bro.
Battle Royals are boring. bro. Bro: what if we do it in reverse, bro?
That was the extent of Vince Russo's pitifully on-brand thought process. With the Reverse Battle Royal, his hatred of pro wrestling manifested as doing literally the opposite of it, and the gaping plot hole didn't pass through the narcissistic recesses of his mind, because bro: why didn't they just sprint into the ring?
The objective, initially, before the Match Beyond Sense, was to actually enter the ring. Seems easy enough: simply gather the requisite momentum, and slide right into the sucker, as evidenced via run-in on virtually every pro wrestling event ever promoted. But here, the TNA roster had trouble. The idea was to subdue the opponent before getting in, which necessitated a mass brawl, but this being TNA, it was coordinated terribly; at various points, some wrestlers, actively looking to not win, apparently, just stood without a clue at ringside, looking to exchange half-hearted punches with their fellow entrants. At this and indeed most points, they could have just won by walking up to and climbing through a rope. Russo is fond of telling his base that the wrestlers of today are too busy memorising their spots to get over with the crowd in the throes of a naturalistic performance. None of them got over here because they couldn't get over the middle f*cking rope, something that didn't even vex Kelly Kelly or Giant Gonzalez.
The Reverse Battle Royal was a running race that - swerve! - nobody ran.