8 WWE Hall Of Famers Who Would Be Better Presidents Than Donald Trump
8. Charles Wright
Okay, so hes going into the WWE Hall of Fame as The Godfather, the legendary pimp whose Ho Train burned fossil fuels and calories all over the world in the most erotic way possible, but thats great: we could use a pimp in office over here. We havent had one since Bill Clinton, so its been a long time coming. Its not all that different, really, what with passing out our freedoms to corporations for overnight fandangos until daybreak. But notice I said Charles Wright, because he depicted three very popular characters over his tenure in the WWE, and The Godfather is just the start of it. Before doing the hustler character, Wright played Kama Mustafa, a UFC-esque fighter who bullied his way to victory at any cost necessary. Thats what the U.S. does best, and voters love a guy who can take it to the opposition. Were about one or two elections away from debates being replaced by gladiatorial combat. Wright also depicted the voodoo priest Papa Shango in one of the more colorful and legendary character gimmicks, and who wouldnt love a little black magic at the White House? What, is Vladimir Putin being stubborn? Cook some chicken feet in fizzy drinks, throw in some paprika, and boom, youve got a potion to make him sign over Russia to the President as America 2! Sorted.
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