Its election season in America, and that means we the citizens are all once more burdened with the responsibility of picking a new Commander-in-Chief. Inevitably, as you can tell by the voter turnout every time, we run away as fast as possible at the concept of obligation. Theyre all corrupt, man, says the hippie, who is too busy watching quiz show re-runs from 1977 to be bothered with actually voting. Who wants to waste their time in a queue to cast their vote on who leads this circus, anyway? Incredibly, one of the whopping two realistic options for the leader of the Free World is WWE Hall of Famer, Donald Trump. Clearly, the love of reality TV has REALLY seeped into the soil of American families, eh? Perhaps we all just want The Purge to happen in real-life? Who knows what anarchy we can get into for the sake of amusing ourselves? Let's all apologise to the rest of the world in advance when this becomes a model for leadership... Trump really speaks to the heart of America, mostly because hes like a parrot who recites the same keywords over and over again, and we love repetition. America is great, for example. And he is supposedly the best at being American: large, overcompensating skyscrapers; bankruptcy; a love of eating pizza with a fork and knife. Perhaps most noteworthy of all for his voters, hes a WWE Hall of Famer, which should really win over the Randy Orton crowds in the southern states. This shouldn't need to be said but the phrase WWE Hall of Famer should automatically disqualify anyone from running for office. But that's the situation we're all in now, and as this kooky catastrophe spirals even further out of control, lets take a look at some other WWE Hall of Famers who would make better Presidents of the United States of America than Donald Trump. Discaimer:The following is a tongue-in-cheek opinion piece and does not reflect the views or beliefs of WhatCulture.
David McCutcheon is an American freelance journalist and writing consultant. Over the course of sixteen years, he has written for the likes of IGN, Future US, GamesRadar, PlayStation Magazine, Shout! Factory, and many others in the fields of video games, movies, and more. He lives in St. Louis, Missouri with his wife. You can find him on Twitter @ZoopSoul.
