8 WWE Hall Of Famers Who Would Be Better Presidents Than Donald Trump
6. Sgt. Slaughter
You know what this country needs to shape up? A drill sergeant. You know, one of those military guys who screams insults at people who are trying their best and never heaps praise on anyone, regardless of their outstanding accomplishments. No, I'm not talking about your boss! And who better to fit that bill than Sgt. Slaughter, the WWE Hall of Famer who used a bevy of hurtful words to make his opponents feel less than human and then utilized the most boring finish in wrestling - a sleeper hold - to insult the rest of us. Yes so there was that time he completely betrayed America and aligned himself with Saddam Hussein, but Donald Trump himself has also recently praised Saddam Hussein as a peacekeeper against terrorism, and The Donald is likely going to be the Republican candidate for the U.S. Presidency. All is apparently forgiven if you're brutally honest, apparently, and the Sarge isn't afraid to speak his mind. But what does Sgt. Slaughter have that the likes of Donald Trump doesnt? Well, he was in G.I. Joe, the popular military cartoon that focused on stopping terrorism. All Donald Trump did in Hollywood was not help a lost kid find his parents in Home Alone 2. He also regularly showed up to take an ass-beating on Monday Night RAW, but he always got back up, dusts himself off, and kept on fighting. But then you could say the same for Trumps numerous bankruptcies.
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