8 WWE Hall Of Famers Who Would Be Better Presidents Than Donald Trump
5. The Iron Sheik
Surely, we're getting carried away here? The long-time arch villain to the United States of America, who has on numerous occasions spat at the USAs name, making a better President than the likely conservative nominee? Well, listen to the evidence. One of the selling points to Trump being the President is that outlandish words come out of his mouth, and we all sit with our mouths agape as we wonder if he actually REALLY just said what we think he did. Did he really just say youre asking for rape when women join the military? Yeah, he did. And the Iron Sheik also just said hed beat the expletives out of North Korea because they have the rice crispy . One and the same. Sure, he wasnt born in the United States, but neither was Ted Cruz, another Republican nominee for the Presidency. Maybe the Sheik could run with Simon Cowell as his running mate and become a political trailblazer behind a campaign of sound bytes and criticism that also resonates with reality show-loving voters? A Presidency fuelled on jelly beans and drugs might just be what this country needs. The great thing about the Iron Sheik as President is he will give you a clear-cut concept of his views (usually laced with expletives and crankiness), and we could use a full-blown heel as our Commander-in-Chief. We haven't had one since Richard Nixon. And just imagine him overtaking the @POTUS Twitter account, or ranting and raving while pardoning our Thanksgiving turkey. Iran #1! USA? Hak-puh!
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