8 WWE Hall Of Famers Who Would Be Better Presidents Than Donald Trump
4. Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase
Donald Trump had to take a small loan of a million dollars from his father to get his own empire off the ground. You know who didnt need a small million dollar loan to rise up through the ranks of the rich and famous? The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase. Whats better about Mr. DiBiase comparatively to his rich associates is his willingness to use his money for openly evil purposes. You know, like challenging a child to bounce a basketball for money, only to kick the ball away on the cusp of victory. Thats cold blooded. We need a leader who is not afraid to let kids starve in the streets for their own amusement, as clearly indicated by the recent election results. Unbridled millionaire apologists love a guy who isnt afraid to rub his success in the nose of others, as theyre usually too clueless to recognize theyre the ones whose schnoz is the punchline. The one tricky issue is the obvious one: the question of manservants in the White House. But perhaps Virgil wont join him? Or, even better, perhaps he could be his running mate? Virgil fell on hard times after he left the side of DiBiase, so he could use the recognition of being the Vice President of the United States of America to get over again.
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