All that homegrown patriotism is fun and good, but what we could really use in the White House is a man whose agenda is drinking alcohol and making bad decisions that he will never have the wherewithal to regret - like a terrible stepdad. Americans can be like, man, why did mom ever get with this guy? He blew all of her money she saved up on a monster truck with no engine! An outspoken advocate for LGBT rights, Stone Cold is a man who says whatevers on his mind and absolutely does not give a damn what anybody thinks about it. He is the archetypal American, the type of guy who people from other countries assume other Americans aspire to be. The funny thing is, they're not wrong. Thats the type of gritty man we could use as a leader: fearless, yet compassionate, and definitely thirsty for beer. He even has his own brand of beer, which is the most American thing you can do with your life. Take those Trump steaks and shove em, Don. The great thing about Steve Austin is that nobody tells him what to do: not the boss, not the authorities, and damn sure not any millionaire. Stone Cold has even stood nose-to-nose with Donald Trump, and they certainly did not debate the size of one anothers genitals. In fact, he kicked him in the bread basket and gave him a Stunner. Donald Trump can talk smack on his opponents, but actions speak louder than words, and Austin 3:16 says I just whupped your ass with his boot. Which of these Hall Of Famer candidates would you most like to see in the White House? Share your reactions below in the comments thread.
David McCutcheon is an American freelance journalist and writing consultant. Over the course of sixteen years, he has written for the likes of IGN, Future US, GamesRadar, PlayStation Magazine, Shout! Factory, and many others in the fields of video games, movies, and more. He lives in St. Louis, Missouri with his wife. You can find him on Twitter @ZoopSoul.
