9 Things That Could Be In Erick Rowan's Cage

3. The Planet

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Of course, it's not just his time with the Wyatt Family that creative may decide to riff on. Rowan spent the first ten months of the year aligned with Daniel Bryan, until their inevitable implosion over his totally reasonable plan to kill Roman Reigns and frame someone who looked exactly like him. But the leader of the Yes Movement turned his back on Rowan, and that demands vengeance.

What does Daniel Bryan love more than kicking Brock Lesnar in the balls? The planet, of course, and that's exactly what Rowan has taken hostage. Yes (yes, yes), it's actually a small, glittery globe that's meant to represent the planet, but The Planet's Champion won't care about that in his quest to free the planet.

This being Vince's idea, Bryan will lose every single one of the admittedly impressive bouts against Rowan in a humiliating fashion. Eventually, even The Planet's Champion will give up on it after being drenched in crude oil at three straight PPVs (though not at any of the Saudi ones, despite Vince offering the big bucks because it makes sense in storyline) and the storyline will be forgotten.

But, until then, the corporate billionaire just knows that his audience will root against this damn, dirty hippy and the whole angle will get more over than smiling Finn Bálor.

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