9 Things That Could Be In Erick Rowan's Cage

In the year 2000, computers around the world failed to load, planes fell from the sky, and a Hellmouth opened in every hospital that even ran Word on Windows. Nobody noticed though. We were all too busy watching Mae Young give birth to Mark Henry's child, a Vaseline-covered, disembodied hand. It was emotional stuff. Well, it left plenty of viewers in tears, anyway.

Hand, who has the combined good looks of his parents, will have grown up over the past 19 years though, so he'll actually be an entire arm when Rowan reveals that he's been raising the child of The World's Strongest Man in a cage all these years. But then he'll make the mistake of his career and, taking a cue from Tommaso Ciampa, he'll call himself "Daddy."

Cue thunderous applause as Sexual Chocolate marches down to the ring for one last match; this one for his son's honour. During the match, Hand will rush to the ring holding a towel that he never gets to throw in. Despite multiple crotch punches and both Henry and Hand both pinning Rowan at the same time, he'll kick out with authority because that's how family-themed stories work these days.