9 Things That Must Happen At WWE TLC 2017

6. Save Finn Bálor

The Demon Finn Balor Sister Abigail TLC
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What in the holy hell is going on with this mess? Bray Wyatt’s 2017 started well, with a WWE Championship win at Elimination Chamber. When Randy Orton burnt down his shack, I don’t think the world realised how important that was to the Eater of Worlds - everything has gone to sh*t for Bray ever since that fateful night.

Bray is now dressing up in drag to take on what is supposedly Finn Bálor, but looks more like an aborted cover of a secondary Goosebumps novel. What is this? The Demon vs. Sister Abigail? Or a fight between two discarded members of Mushroomhead? WWE keeps the Sister Abigail ‘character’ under wraps for years, only to finally reveal it in a match against a pumpkin?

I don’t know how it will be manage it, but WWE needs to come out of this without both men being completely ruined. The likelihood is that it is going to be a schtick-filled shambles featuring morphing and voice manipulation. It may be so bad that only man can be saved. If that is the case, Finn must win - Sister Abigail would be worth saving if it wasn’t Bray Wyatt with a sack over his head. The lawsuit must really be a pain for WWE.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.