9 Ups And 7 Downs From Last Night's WWE Raw (March 7th)

5. This Is Still Going On?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj8fdlvn2WM

For those of you who care about this sort of thing, the Golden Truth is still not officially a tag team. Yes, we all are heartbroken by this development. Maybe they€™ll unite in time for WrestleMania and with the tag titles there.

On second thought, please don€™t let that happen.

The storyline that wouldn€™t die has taken a turn, as Goldust finally started heeding R-Truth€™s pleadings and stopped trying to recruit him. The only problem is that Truth started feeling bad for Goldust and now is trying to court him. So Monday, we got R-Truth dressing as a pizza delivery man and bringing a Chicago deep dish pizza to Goldust.

The payoff to this segment was Goldust revealing that he€™s lactose intolerant and would have a bad reaction, prompting Truth to apologize for not knowing about his €œexploding butt.€ Yes, that€™s really what this has come to.

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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fondly remembers watching WrestleMania III, IV, V and VI and Saturday Night's Main Event, came back to wrestling during the Attitude Era, and has been a consumer of sports entertainment since then. He's written for WhatCulture for more than a decade, establishing the Ups and Downs articles for WWE Raw and WWE PPVs/PLEs and composing pieces on a variety of topics.