9 Ups And 7 Downs From Last Night's WWE Raw (March 7th)

5. This Is Still Going On?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj8fdlvn2WM

For those of you who care about this sort of thing, the Golden Truth is still not officially a tag team. Yes, we all are heartbroken by this development. Maybe they€™ll unite in time for WrestleMania and with the tag titles there.

On second thought, please don€™t let that happen.

The storyline that wouldn€™t die has taken a turn, as Goldust finally started heeding R-Truth€™s pleadings and stopped trying to recruit him. The only problem is that Truth started feeling bad for Goldust and now is trying to court him. So Monday, we got R-Truth dressing as a pizza delivery man and bringing a Chicago deep dish pizza to Goldust.

The payoff to this segment was Goldust revealing that he€™s lactose intolerant and would have a bad reaction, prompting Truth to apologize for not knowing about his €œexploding butt.€ Yes, that€™s really what this has come to.

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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fortunately became a fan in time for WrestleMania III and came back as a fan after a long high school hiatus before WM XIV. Monday nights in the Carlson household are reserved for viewing Raw -- for better or worse.