9 WWE Backlash 2018 Results Predictions

1. Nakamura Lifts The Cup - And The Title

BACKLASH 2018 RESULTS PREDICTIONS
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At this point in AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura's ball-busting feud, the elephant in the Phenomenal One's gusset is the inexplicable lack of a protective cup. You'd think after close to a month of knacker-shattering shots from Shinsuke, AJ would have learned his lesson. So with that in mind, we can all expect the lad to whip off his trunks this Sunday to reveal a Bret Hart-style steel-plated codpiece. Sly.

It won't be enough though. The Hitman's chest-plate was sufficient to knock Goldberg out cold (though big Bill got his revenge by kicking Hart in the head and ending his career), but a reinforced cup will only do to make Shinsuke's hand sting. AJ will avoid the ball-ache, but ultimately still taste defeat. Or else where will that leave the new King of Gonad Punts?

Result: Nakamura finds a way despite AJ's preparedness.

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