9 WWE Royal Rumble 2019 Results Predictions

6. Here's Your WrestleMania Match, Right Here

RR 2019 RESULTS PREDICTIONS
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... and your regulatory toilet break.

It's not that this match will be bad, it's just that it is far and away the least relevant of all Sunday night's entertainment. So what's its purpose?

Well, apart from bladder relief, here's what'll happen: Some sort of miscommunication will lead to a fluke win for the mis-matched pair against their supremely experienced opponents, and over the next three months the new champs' partnership will gradually dissolve. The only solution will be a big blow-off at WrestleMania.

... thus giving us our mandated toilet break on 7 April. It's like poetry.

Prediction: McMiz do the biz, somehow.

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