AEW Revolution 2024: 10 Things That Must Happen

9. “Meat Madness” Opens

AEW Revolution 2024 Sting
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Then, throw three big dudes out there to energise the live crowd.

Three big meaty men doing big meaty things would bring the fans to life early, and kicking off the pay-per-view represents a chance for Wardlow, Powerhouse Hobbs and Lance Archer to have true purpose on this show. Otherwise, if they're plonked in the midcard, they'll be dead in the water.

Nobody's expecting any Top Flight-style aerial artistry here. This just has to be 10-15 minutes of thumping power moves. Then, maybe Miro can run in to add more meat to the party. Y'know, so to speak. Try explaining the overuse of the word "meat" in this to a non-wrestling fan, by the way. Go on, try it!

Seriously though, it's important this three way doesn't get lost in the shuffle. It most certainly will if it's in the "death spot" right before main events, or randomly follows one of the title bouts. Get it on early, and showcase everything right about this big man style.

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