AEW Vs. WWE: Head To Head

7. Commentary

Michael Cole Wrestlemania
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What is known in English football as a bore draw, at their respective worsts, both AEW and WWE are awful in this criteria. Come to think of it, it is a 1-1 draw settled by two own goals; Jim Ross barely concealing his contempt, and Michael Cole/Byron Saxton saying the most asinine sh*t imaginable…on every episode of RAW.

Bayley has a new attitude!

Here…comes…the Big Dog, and he’s ready for his Championship Opportunity!

The WWE teams squabble and say nothing of substance. The lame verbiage is searingly artificial. Nobody talks like they do in real life. The commentary is worse than abysmal; it actively detracts from the in-ring action.

AEW’s dynamic is a total non-starter—but it isn’t hopeless. Alex Marvez has no idea when he should pipe up, and not to be too much of a d*ck about it, because he’s earnest and seems nice and also very scared, but the answer even at this early stage might just be “never”. JR was great calling Cody Vs. Dustin Rhodes, but elsewhere seems dismayed at what this business has devolved into. It is his job to put it over, but he seems too put out. He actually wonders aloud how these guys are capable of taking so much damage, in a really withering way, like he’s covertly burying them for getting their sh*t in.

Excalibur is truly outstanding—very insightful, polished, and able to put across the big spots with bluster—but he’s in a freezing cold lake with two bricks tied to his feet.

SCORECARD: AEW 2-1 WWE

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!