Camp WWE: 15 WTF Moments From Episode 4

10. Sgt. Slaughter: "Thank God I'm Sterile"

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Sgt. Slaughter finds John Cena half-asleep in the mess hall, eating dozens of cups of apple sauce because he was up all night helping care for Mark Henry's food baby.

Slaughter tells him that he's had enough apple sauce, and Cena crankily replies, "I'll tell YOU when I've had enough!", to the shock of all the campers in the room, most of all Cena himself, who apologises and leaves the room.

We then cut abruptly to a close-up of Slaughter, as he matter-of-factly says, "Thank God I'm sterile." And of course, we're left to assume this is probably due to Slaughter's exposure to Agent Orange in Vietnam or something...

 
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