CFO$'s 20 Best WWE Themes

This song really works on the strength of Enzo Amore's performance, which elevates an otherwise unremarkable theme to art. Enzo greatest attribute as a performer is his instinct and ability to say bizarre things and phrase them as feeble threats, and this theme is the best possible showcase for that ability. Things start out with an old-timey organ grinder - to remind us of, yes, the greater New York City metropolitan area - and then moves directly into Enzo being Enzo.

He compares his imaginary opponents to spaghetti and balsa wood, shames them for riding around in beat-up jalopies, and threatens to slap them in their chins. There's also a hypothetical club - assumedly not the Anderson/Gallows one - in which Enzo claims to be having quite the time, while his foes sadly loiter outside. Aside from failing to work in any pancake-based threats, it's a pretty great selection of all-time Enzoisms.