I used to love Survivor Series as a child. It was something different on the WWE calendar, a night when seemingly all the wrestlers would be involved in a whole host of fascinating combinations. Stories were easily told in the elimination matches, with faces having to go up against seemingly insurmountable odds on a number of occasions, and frequently coming out on top because Hulk Hogan. Every now and then however, a Survivor Series Elimination Match would feature nothing but complete domination. Whether it was four-on-four or five-on-five, not all of the matches came down to two-on-one or two-on-two. Sometimes logic came into play and the numbers game would prove too much for the heroes, or the feel-good momentum would vanquish the villains. On eight occasions in Survivor Series history a team has lost their match without eliminating a single opponent, and those eight teams couldn't be more varied. Included are teams with multiple world champions, teams with stars who would come to dominate the landscape in the future alongside teams made up of jobbers of the time and clowns, sometimes literally. As such, here are the eight whitewashed teams of Survivor Seres ranked from clowns to best. The quality of the opponents will obviously be taken into account, along with the historical quality of the individuals on the ranked teams...
Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.
