Wait, wait... you're telling me someone though a sequel to 3 Ninjas was a good idea? Who greenlit this, and how much coke was involved? This was the fourth (and final) movie in the 3 Ninjas series, and it also featured Jim Varney and Loni Anderson, so that should tell you something right there. Hogan plays fading action star Dave Dragon, who is a hero of one of the Ninjas, played by... some kid who was not one of the original three ninjas (in fact, none of them returned for this movie). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgLgBl5Z4L0 You could forgive Hogan's bad acting in this if only the action scenes involving him weren't bad as well. We mean, really, that's what he should bring to the table, but the action stuff is just dull, even for a kid's movie. Also, Loni Anderson with a whip, even in her younger days, just doesn't work, and the fact that someone thought it would means they should probably be run out of the casting business on a rail. Just pretend this movie never happened, much like the viewing public did upon its release.
Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.
