3. The Secret Agent Club
"Nice shades. Scratch resistant?" asks Hogan as Ray Chase, secret agent, to some villain played by Richard Moll, then proceeds to punch him repeatedly in the face. If that sort of thing sounds like a good time to you , then boy have we got a rainy day movie selection you might enjoy! Otherwise, just keep on flipping through the 90s bargain bin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luL_L_OXmHM The Secret Agent Club was basically a last ditch attempt at making another Hogan-driven family action flick, and sees the wrestling superstar playing a toy shop owner by day, secret agent by night badass - whose only son thinks his single dad is something of a buffoon who's just away a lot, going out on business trips. To important toy business meetings and conventions and stuff we guess. And no, the kid is not five, he's just apparently an idiot. On one of his missions, Ray winds up bringing back a deadly laser gun, which he wisely tells his only child is a toy gun. That's parent of the year skills right there. Of course everyone (meaning the bad guys, and believe me it doesn't matter who they are, other than Richard Moll) is soon after the gun, and the kid and his friends are dragged into the action, resulting in an extremely dull, horribly by-the-numbers family action flick - that actually kills a large number of people! The most important part of this flick - other than the fact that Hogan's acting ability seems to have actually dropped between Mr. Nanny in 93 and this 96 flick - is the fact that by the end of the movie, Hogan is clean shaven, which is extremely weird!