If WWE Superstars Were Football Teams...

16. Dean Ambrose - Newcastle United

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A shambolic, chaotic mess, straight out of the insane asylum. Dean Ambrose, or Newcastle United? Could be either, really...

The truth is, both have all the talent at their disposal to achieve so much more than they've managed. But for whatever reason, their bosses won't allow it, either through will or incompetence. Mostly the latter. Especially at St. James' Park.

It's a shame; both have huge fan-bases that deserve better. However, eventually there will come a point where they'll just have to give up and resign themselves to it never happening...

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