If WWE Superstars Were Football Teams...

15. Brock Lesnar - Arsenal

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Controversial! Brock Lesnar? Arsenal? But Brock Lesnar is a major powerhouse! He wins titles! In actual fact, Lesnar has won as many WWE championships as Arsenal have Premier League crowns in the past decade. But this is not the point...

No, the Gunners and the Beast are the ideal match due to their general inability to get the job done. Both have a habit of pummeling their opposition into a pulp, without actually scoring the crucial victory. Toying with their adversaries might look impressive, but what does it actually achieve in the end?

Lesnar and Arsenal are dominant, but they aren't ruthless. Maybe a change in management would help both? I wouldn't be averse to see Paul Heyman turn up on the sidelines of the Emirates. As for Arsène Wenger cutting a promo on Raw...

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