If WWE Superstars Were World Cup 2018 Teams...

30. Egypt - Daniel Bryan

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Just as the plucky, popular underdog finally hits the biggest stage of them all after years of being overlooked, it's ruined by a heartbreaking injury. As a vegetarian, Daniel Bryan knows just how important Salah is.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.